RimWorld Nutrient Paste

I downloaded the Mod That Must Not Be Named last night, and, in the first few months of a new colony, encountered the world's most unlucky travelling performer. Here is his tale, told in appropriate fashion.

See here, a bard, weary from the road,
In search of respite, into the hills he strode.
At last he finds a small colony,
And offers his help, for they were but three.

A couple in love, a tale as old as time
And a single young maid, in her youth sublime.
Before the day was out, he offered her his bed
But she turned him down with a shake of her head.

This went for a month, his futile pursuit
Of the maiden fair, but it bore no fruit.
Another joined, a surgeon from offworld
And into a bitter rivalry he was hurled

The man was old, bitter and twisted
But lies in her ear he murmured and whispered
And soon she was his, body and soul -
He could hear them fucking through the wall.

He wandered the wilds in bitter lament
Not caring how far from safety he went.
And soon at the last light of fading day,
A vile beast began to stalk him as prey.

A spider born from an evil brood
Interrupted him in a manner most rude.
With venomous fangs, sharp and cruel,
It leapt, struck, and tore off his family jewels

He fled then with his crotch rent and mind left brittle,
And as he lay in bed the surgeon began to whittle
For in an act of kindness the doctor most haggard
Crafted him a new sword with which to find a new scabbard.

From drugged stupor he rose, and stared at his groin
For in place of his much loved pride and joy
There hung a wooden phallic mockery
A testament to the surgeon's quackery

But just then from outside a call to battle
So he gathered his pistol and gathered his mettle
For the spider was back and with more of its kind
And he had some sweet revenge to find.

As the last one was shot in death throes did it spring
And bury its jaws in the ghastly wooden thing
To his great confusion he found the wound turned septic
How wood could fester he was something of a skeptic.

But it mattered not, off again it must come
And once more he sank into drugged oblivion.
And the surgeon with a manic look on his face
Raised his knife and thrust it in the wrong place.

The bard awoke from pleasant dreams
And, shocked, opened his mouth to scream
For past the sight of his crotch maimed ingloriously
He could see the surgeon masturbating furiously.

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Dual monitor mods

Posted: 03 Dec 2019 11:30 PM PST

I am looking for a mod that will run rimworld on 2 monitors Where one allows gameplay and the other shows pawn stats and loadout, Minimap and other customised features (maybe stockpiles and their inventory too)

I can't seem to find one, hopefully this leather producing community will be able to help me out!

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Should I be concerned that my dog can start fires?

Posted: 04 Dec 2019 06:53 AM PST

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One of my timber wolf puppies was killed. This was the art work on the sarcophagus i buried him in. Rimworld hitting right in the feels

Posted: 03 Dec 2019 03:02 PM PST

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Late stage grid colony.

Posted: 04 Dec 2019 07:48 AM PST

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Futa.. I've been on the internet long enough to know where this is going.